Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...