Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...