String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.