The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!