You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...