Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...