Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...