Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...