If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...