Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...