Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...