A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Better prison foods
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Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...