Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!