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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...