Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...