This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...