Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.