Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...