Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!