Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...