A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...