Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
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No Coffee Breaks
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How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
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The problems with golf
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