The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...