An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...