Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...