Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Want some chicken?
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Yo mamas so fat … skittles
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Elephant and Man
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The general went to the doctor for a physical…
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Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Children Quotes
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Princess Diana On The Radio
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What is the difference?
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They use snail varnish!
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