Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Placing your order
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You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...