Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.