The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...