Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...