My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...