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First Child
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The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
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Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
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Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
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