Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...