Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...