Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...