A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
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A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
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I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
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A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
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A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
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Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
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A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...