Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...