How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...