What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...