An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
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Kewl Job Application!
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The Tyson one-liners
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A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
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Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
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A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...