2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...