Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...