Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
One way ticket across the country
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Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...