A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...