Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
New scientific theories VI
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A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
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Gates gets punishment
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A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...