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Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
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A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
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When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
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A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
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Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...