What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...