The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...