Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...