Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...